April 2012
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Ex Files: Vol. 3
When it comes to dating, I’ve always had a very specific type: Terrible. I like truly awful guys. I didn’t date much in high school, because the mere fact that the guys were in school made them too together to fit my bill. I did find one high school dropout with a septum pierce who worked at the Doggy Dunk to date for a second, but he was so kind to me, I soon ended things.
I met Chad, the...
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Decoding Dudes: What his celebrity crush says...
You’re dating a new guy, and you want to learn all about him. You talk to mutual friends, look him up on WikiDate, indulge in some light Google stalking…
But you, my friend, are overlooking the most revealing factoid of them all: his celebrity crush.
Here’s a handy guide to what your man’s crush says about him.
Christina Hendricks:
He likes strong women with real bodies and real...
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Ex Files: Vol. 2
I ran into Mike at Lost and Found last night. And by “ran into Mike,” I mean that he called and said, “I will be at Lost and Found tonight,” and before I knew it, I was barreling toward said destination, wildly brushing/glossing/lining/fluffing.
Mike. The one I’d fallen truly madly deeply for back in New York. Met him on my first day in the city, and before I knew it, was immersed in a...
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Tips for the Modern Woman...
Okay, now it’s time for a list for the girls! I’m gonna tell it like it is, just like I did to the boys.
Talk less.
This one kicked off the list for the guys, and my male friend came back fervently demanding I tell women the same. He says to take the amount you talk… and cut that in half.
Hey, don’t shoot the messenger.
Cry less.
This one is especially important if you are in...
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What to do when your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend is...
When I arrive at yoga class, there are a lot of things I expect to see in the waiting room: regrettable OM tattoos, yellowing toenails, the smoky plume of a stick of Nag Champa everybody but me seems to love… But something I do not expect to see, as I swipe my key card with the impossibly serene woman behind the desk, something that is going to throw a serious wrench is my sense of inner...
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WANTED: A New Bestie
I’ve got some great girlfriends, but I think I could use one more — so I am on the lookout for a new bestie to add to my Inner Circle. Here’s my dream candidate…
1. She has an amazing wardrobe and loves to share.
2. She reads all my Luluvise blogs, and writes adorable comments only I understand.
3. She never hits on my boyfriend, but she always tells me how hot he is.
4. ...
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