QUIZ: Are you addicted to celebrity gossip?

Above: Ali Lohan, before and after her “growth spurt.”

Can you name all six of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s children? (Don’t forget the twins!)
Do you refer to celebrities by their first names — “Lindsay’s in trouble again!” — even though you’ve never met them?
Do you bring in photos of actresses when you get your hair done? (Be honest…)
Do you have at least one gossip site bookmarked on your computer right now?
Have you ever bought a celebrity perfume? (All those bottles of “Glow by J.Lo” didn’t buy themselves…)
When people ask whether you’re Team Demi or Team Ashton, do you have an answer?
Do you follow more celebrities than people you actually know on Twitter?
Do you TiVo more than one Kardashian series?
Did you make it through Kim’s entire wedding special? (If you were doing laundry while watching, you get a pass.)
Did you try wearing one of those red Kabbalah strings, just for a sec?

If you answered yes to at least five of these questions, you’re an addict. Wanna come over and watch “Khloé & Lamar”?