Buy yourself flowers, turn off your cellphone, move to New York, move to LA...

Buy yourself flowers, turn off your cellphone, move to New York, move to LA…

Buy yourself flowers, turn off your cellphone, move to New York, move to LA, move to Wyoming, move on, stop blaming society, stop blaming your dad, smile at the world, stand up straight, shave your legs, shave your vag, call your grandma, learn to bake, stop eating crap, eat more fruit, always bring wine, get a cat, hug yourself, sleep 8 hours, read a book in a day, watch the show Louie, watch some porn, see what you think, open your mind, open your heart, take a bath, light a candle, watch a sunset, don’t even tweet it, stop complaining, you’re annoying everyone, do what makes you happy, even if it’s lame, bone a stranger, propose to your boyfriend, fall in love, kiss a girl, don’t drive drunk, pet your pet, stop emailing people you’d never hang out with, forgive your family, forgive yourself, have a taco night, make a friendship bracelet, get the paper, at least on Sunday, take a deep breath, give him a BJ, have faith in yourself, admit when you’re wrong, say that you’re sorry, even if you’re not, let it go, stop talking shit, start writing poetry, read every book lorrie moore ever wrote, find your own favorites, contradict yourself, learn to masturbate, learn Spanish, smile at strangers, tip on to-go orders, say yes to travel, throw out everything from Forever 21, buy better underwear, ask for a raise, deserve a raise, wash your car, get up earlier, get off line, get on meds, write a love letter to yourself, moisturize, bleach your teeth, floss with Reach, Glide doesn’t work, get a good gyno, get a good man, stop texting your ex, get out of your head, remember to listen, leave your phone in the car, smell the ocean, don’t make excuses, laugh at yourself, go to Miami, get a sunburn, get a mai tai, get a lighter perspective, stop peeing in the shower, believe in yourself, support other women, remember your tribe, believe in karma, give away everything, take a sick day, put on sweatpants, watch the Kardashians, stop overthinking, it’s giving you wrinkles, make some mistakes, let your “number” go up, learn what you like, find your happy, lend out your shit, make a fire, frame that photo, build that IKEA cabinet that’s still in the box, take care of business, stop being a victim, know your power, love your failures, love your successes, try Kabbalah, bang someone famous, go on a yoga retreat, stop eating aspartame, drink a green drink a day, pay for lunch, know your worth, forget your worth, remember it again, if it sucks by page 60, put it down, go back to your natural hair color, it was better like that, stop getting bangs, it’s never gonna work, wear sunscreen, get a credit card that earns miles, unfriend freely, wander through Long’s Drugs for a weirdly long time, flirt with the checkout boy, flirt with your boyfriend, stop saying “like,” embrace your crazy, buy the good tampons, learn to say no, make time for yourself, tell your mom you love her, make up an alias, read Us Weekly, hide the evidence, escape your life, then feel it all, order dessert, be sweet to your family, be sweet to strangers, be sweet to yourself.

Anything you’d like to add, Lulu ladies?